The Mop March

[Sometime after a Valentine’s Day dinner]

A:	We need to buy a mop.
K:	Sure, let’s walk to Tesco.
A:	No, don’t tell me you want to walk all the way from Tesco to The Curve carrying a mop.
K:	What’s wrong with that?
Jonny:	Yeah it’s wrong, you have to spin that mop around and march all the way.
K:	HA HA.
A:	I bet you 200 bucks you can’t do that.
K:	Oh really?

A:	You cheated.
K:	What?
A:	You always slow down when there are people around.
K:	What’s wrong with that? I don’t want to hit people with the mop.
A:	You lost the bet.
K:	=(

[Yeah, yield before you’re asked to sleep on the couch on Valentine’s Day night.]